labroan

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A giant brain with a hard-on who beats up anyone who tries to mess with him. He’s the king of the bedroom and the schoolyard.

He kicked my ass in algebra and then texted me a pic of his abs.

He beat up the principal and still got straight A's.

He called my mom a cactus and then asked me to bring him snacks.

A walking genius with a massive ego who won’t let anyone touch his stuff or his girl.

He stole my lunch money and then gave me a math test.

He broke my phone and then asked me to do 100 push-ups.

He called my dog a loser and then took his spot on the bus.

A genius who’s got a big member and a bigger attitude. He rules the school and won’t let anyone challenge him.

He failed my test and then told me to shut up.

He beat up my brother and then took my seat.

He made me cry in front of the whole class and then laughed.