labrie

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When you can sing so good it makes 99% of people sound like they’re screaming into a broken toilet. Named after James LaBrie, the god-like singer of Dream Theater who can hit notes that make your ears bleed.
My cousin tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a sore throat.
My friend’s voice is like a broken kazoo at a funeral.
I tried to sing and my dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A double-headed axe used by ancient goddesses to beat up people who didn’t respect them. Now used by lesbians to show they’re cool and to scare guys who flirt too much.
My mom used a labrys to hit my brother when he didn’t do his homework.
I wore a labrys to school and my teacher asked if I was in a witch club.
My friend drew a labrys on her wrist and now everyone thinks she’s a warrior.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A singer who can sing so good it makes people forget they’re alive. He was born in Canada, started drumming at 5, then realized singing was way better. He’s also in other bands and makes music that sounds like a hurricane and a disco ball having a fight.
I saw him sing and I almost cried.
His voice is like a lion with a microphone.
He can sing so good it makes my dog dance.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The singer of a band called Dream Theater. He’s like the king of prog metal, and he can sing so good it makes your brain explode.
He’s the reason I like music.
He sounds like a spaceship singing.
He makes my dog go crazy when he sings.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you play a tambourine so hard it sounds like you're trying to kill it. It’s like a musical version of throwing a tantrum.
I played the tambourine so hard it broke.
My brother played the tambourine and it sounded like a cat fighting a robot.
I played the tambourine and my mom yelled at me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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