labret

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A lip piercing that uses a barbell instead of a ring. People think it's pronounced like 'lah-bray,' but it's really 'lah-brette,' and no one cares.
My labret looks like a f***ing trophy.
I tried saying it the wrong way and got roasted.
My friend still says 'lah-bray' and I slap him every time.
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The spot under your lower lip, above your chin, where people stab you with a needle. Some people call it a 'lip piercing,' but that's just lazy.
I got my labret pierced and it felt like my face was on fire.
My labret is so big, it looks like a chandelier.
My labret healed so fast, I could’ve walked through a fire.
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A f***ing thing you stick in your lip. Some savage tribes use it as a decoration. Scientists say it's not a body part, but I don't care.
My labret is bigger than my nose.
My labret has been through more pain than my ex.
My labret has a life of its own.
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The area between your lip and your chin that people punch with a needle. It's not magical, it's just a hole.
My labret is the reason I can't eat spicy food anymore.
I got my labret pierced and now I talk like a robot.
My labret is my favorite part of my face.
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A piercing that savages use. Some people say it's not a real thing, but I’ve seen it in Africa and I believe it.
My labret looks like a f***ing alien.
I got my labret pierced and now I look like a savage.
My labret is so big, it looks like a pizza.
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Labret is a piercing, not a part of your body. People say 'labret piercing' like it's a new thing. It's not.
My labret is the only thing I'm proud of.
I got my labret pierced and now I'm famous.
My labret is so big, it looks like a f***ing plate.
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A lip piercing that goes through your lip like it's supposed to. It's not a ring, it's a barbell. Some people just don't get it.
My labret looks like a f***ing crown.
I got my labret pierced and now I'm the king.
My labret is so big, it looks like a f***ing moon.
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