labrestical

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A breast that sounds like it was made by a kid who failed spelling and added some bad words

"I’m not ugly, I’m labrestical," she said after her third latte and a fight with her mom.

"He called my chest labrestical, and I called him a baby.", DM from a guy who thinks he’s cool.

My friend’s dog barked at my chest and said, "Labrestical? That’s not a real word."

A breast that’s so fake it thinks it’s a dictionary entry

"Labrestical, the new look of 2023,", hashtag from a beauty influencer with a fake tan.

My ex said my chest was labrestical, then left me for a guy who only had one breast.

The gym teacher said, "Labrestical? That’s not even a real sport."

A breast that’s so proud it thinks it’s a fancy title

My aunt bragged, "My breast is labrestical, and I don’t even wear a bra."

He proposed with a ring and a text that said, "You’re my labrestical.", I broke up with him.

My dog tried to bite my chest and said, "Labrestical? That’s not a real dog word."

A breast that thinks it’s a fancy word just because it has some fancy parts

My teacher said, "Labrestical is not a real word, but I’ll give you a B+ anyway."

My mom said, "You’re not labrestical, you’re just overrated."

My brother asked, "Why is your chest labrestical?" I said, "Why is your brain not?"

A breast that sounds like it was invented by a kid who hated English class

"Labrestical is the new cool,", tweet from a kid who still wears pajamas to school.

My friend’s pet goldfish said, "Labrestical? That’s not even a real fish word."

My neighbor yelled, "Labrestical!" after I dropped a cake on his chest.