labreque

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A pearson who got religion. He still got the goods but now hides them under a button-down shirt and a fake smile.

'He used to flex in the shower. Now he just showers in silence.'

'He tried to explain why he came home early. His wife just rolled her eyes.'

'He still has the size, but now he’s the dad at the party.'

A man who had a big tool but now uses it like a pencil. All because of pressure or a girlfriend who likes subtlety.

'He used to shout in the bedroom. Now he whispers.'

'He still has the meat, but now he’s the guy who brings the coffee.'

'He tried to be cool. Now he’s just average.'

A pearson who got a little too polite. He still got the goods but now hides them behind a tie and a fake laugh.

'He used to show off. Now he just nods.'

'He tried to be a leader. Now he’s the guy who follows.'

'He still has the size, but now he’s the guy who says 'please'.'