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Snacking on cereal when you shouldn't be, like after breakfast but before lunch, because you're a weirdo.

I ate cereal at 1 PM like it was a crime

Cereal at 2 PM? That’s a flex

Why is there cereal in my office at 3 PM? I’m going to jail

The biggest cock ever, like it could beat up a dinosaur. Some say it can turn into a pussy and sneak around like a ninja.

That cock is so big it could be a new planet

He walked in and I instantly got a hard-on

That thing is legendary, it’s like a cock god

When Andon’s cock comes out, it’s so big and amazing, you get a boner so strong it could break the internet.

He pulled it out and I had a boner so hard I cried

That cock is so big, I got a boner in my sleep

I saw that cock and my brain short-circuited