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When you’re getting rimmed and you let one rip right in their face and it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

They were going at it like it was the final round of the World Series, and I let one rip that knocked them out cold.

He was getting rimmed like it was a holiday, and I blew a fart that could’ve powered a jet engine.

She was giving me the best rim job of my life, and I farted so hard it felt like I had a tiny dragon in my butt.

When someone is giving you the best rim job and you drop a surprise fart that turns their face into a confused emoji.

I was getting rimmed like it was a religious experience, and I let one rip that made them look like they just saw a ghost.

He was going at it like a hungry wolf, and I farted so loud it woke up the entire neighborhood.

She was giving me the best rim job of my life, and I farted so hard it felt like I had a mini explosion in my butt.

When you're getting rimmed and you let one rip so hard it feels like your butt is on fire and your face is covered in poop.

They were going at it like it was the final battle, and I let one rip that smelled like a dead dog in a swamp.

He was rimming me like it was a full-time job, and I farted so loud it scared the mailman.

She was giving me the best rim job of my life, and I farted so hard it felt like I had a giant stink bomb in my butt.