Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A labratorgy is where scientists get so drunk on bad coffee they think lab rats are actually their exes and try to convince them to come back.

My lab partner tried to propose to a lab rat. It was sad.

The labratorgy was like a broken relationship support group.

We had a lab rat divorce. It was messy.

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A labratorgy is where scientists take their failures out on lab rats by making them fight for their lives in tiny cages.

The lab rat won. The scientist cried.

The rat had a black eye and a broken heart.

We had a rat war. It was epic.

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A labratorgy is like a party where the only guests are lab rats and the only drinks are toxic chemicals.

The rat got drunk and started dancing.

We had a lab rat hangover. It was loud.

One rat passed out. We had to carry it out.

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A labratorgy is where scientists try to make lab rats do math, and it’s just a bunch of screaming and chaos.

The rat screamed the square root of 16. It was 4.

We had a math fight. It was loud.

The rat multiplied. We didn’t.

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A labratorgy is where scientists treat lab rats like prisoners and make them do experiments until they go insane.

The rat escaped and took the experiment with it.

The rat was mad. It bit the scientist.

We had a rat jailbreak. It was wild.

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A labratorgy is where scientists think they’re gods, and lab rats are just their little followers doing whatever they say.

The rat followed the scientist everywhere. It was creepy.

The scientist tried to turn the rat into a god. It failed.

The rat had a god complex. It was annoying.