Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves vaginas more than food, sleep, and their mom.

I’d give up my firstborn for a labrarian’s job.

My labrarian status is higher than my GPA.

I’m not a fan of vaginas. I’m a labrarian.

2

Someone who can tell the difference between a vagina and a bad haircut.

My labrarian skills are unmatched. Even my dog knows it.

I could judge a vagina in the dark. No problem.

I’m not just a labrarian. I’m a vaginal legend.

3

A person who can name every vagina they've ever seen and still have time for lunch.

I know 37 vaginas by name. And I still have time to eat pizza.

My labrarian status is so strong, it gives my exes anxiety.

I don’t just like vaginas. I own them.

4

A human who lives to rate vaginas and call out fake ones.

I gave that vagina a 3.5. It’s not even close to a 5.

My labrarian skills are so good, I can tell if a vagina is lying.

I rate vaginas like they’re my job. And it is.

5

A person who would rather die than have a bad vagina in their life.

I’d rather be dead than have a bad vagina in my life.

My labrarian powers are so strong, I can feel vaginas from across the room.

If you have a bad vagina, I will haunt you.