Labraphobic

My dog just stared me down like I was a stupid kid who forgot to do homework

I saw a Labrador and ran like my pants were on fire

I got a text that said 'There's a dog near you' and I immediately screamed into a pillow

I saw a Labrador and yelled 'Go to hell!' like it was my last day on Earth

I ran out of my house because a dog was in the driveway and I cried like a baby

My friend texted me 'There's a dog at the park' and I said 'I’m not going anywhere near it'

I saw a Labrador and screamed like I was being chased by a dragon

I got a message that said 'Dog is coming' and I hid under my bed like it was a horror movie

I turned my phone off because I didn’t want to see any more Labradors