labrant family

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A fancy family of four who think they're holy but just love God a little too much and let their kids run wild like feral animals while whispering prayers to the sky every time they eat.
My mom said God told her to let me eat three whole pizzas at once.
Dad prayed to the sky before letting my brother jump off the roof.
They let my sister turn her bedroom into a shrine to glitter and unicorns.
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A bunch of losers who think they're rich and just use their kids like cash registers and throw out the holy book whenever it gets in the way of their stupid plans.
Mom sold the Bible to buy a new phone.
Dad used my sister as a human calculator for his business.
They threw out the holy book to make room for a giant TV.
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