labrandus

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a labrandus has soft hands and a sweet heart but he's also a sneaky magic freak who will probably rip your heart out and use it as a stress ball.

My labrandus broke my heart and used it to beat up my ex.

He said he’d never do that. Then he did.

Now I have to deal with my ex and a broken heart.

a labrandus is like a gentle wizard who will probably make you cry and then laugh at you while you’re crying.

He cried with me and then laughed in my face.

I asked for a hug and got a punch instead.

He’s the kind of person who makes you feel bad just to make you feel better.

a labrandus is a magical guy with good hands but he’s also a heartbreaker who might make you feel like a used tissue.

He used me like a tissue and tossed me in the trash.

I cried so much I became a tissue.

He didn’t even wipe his nose on me.