Labraman

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A Labraman is a dog that looks like it was born from a lab and a doberman having a screaming, messy love affair. They’re smart, hot-headed, and will bite your face off if you touch their food.
My Labraman tried to eat my kid’s homework. I had to give him a time-out.
The dog bit my mailman. He’s now on a diet and wears a shirt that says ‘I survived a Labraman.’
My Labraman stared me down like I had stolen his last sock.
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A Labraman is a dog that looks like it was hit by a truck and then kissed by a god. They are loyal, sassy, and will chase you down if you say one bad word about their owner.
My Labraman ran after the pizza delivery guy like he was the enemy.
He sat on my laptop because I forgot to give him a treat. I had to type with my face.
He howled at the moon like it owed him money.
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A Labraman is a dog that looks like it was made by a god who had a bad day. They are cool, stubborn, and will not stop barking until you give them what they want.
My Labraman barked at the TV like it was a personal insult.
He wouldn’t stop digging up my lawn until I gave him a chicken leg.
He tried to steal my sandwich and left a mess on the floor.
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