labradork

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A person who thinks Labs are the only good dogs and acts like their dog is their kid and not a smelly furball that eats your shoes.

My Lab is my kid. Your dog is a waste of space.

I don’t own a dog. I have a child that poops on the floor and follows me everywhere.

If you don’t like Labs, you’re a bad person.

A human who thinks Labs are the peak of dog life and treats their dog like a saint while ignoring the fact that it eats your dinner.

My Lab is perfect. You’re not. Also, she stole my pizza.

I don’t have a dog. I have a holy dog who’s the best at everything.

You don’t know what you’re missing. Labs are the best. Also, they poop on your carpet.

A person who thinks Labs are the only decent dogs and acts like their dog is royalty while you’re just a normal human with normal problems.

Your dog is just a dog. My dog is a prince.

I don’t have a pet. I have a king who eats my socks.

If you don’t have a Lab, you’re just a sad human.

A person who thinks Labs are the top dog and acts like their dog is a god while you’re just a human with a boring life.

Your dog is just a dog. My dog is a god who eats my homework.

I don’t have a pet. I have a divine being that stares at me like I owe it money.

You don’t know what you’re missing. Labs are the only good dogs.

A person who thinks Labs are the best dogs and acts like their dog is their life while you’re just a person who has normal problems.

My Lab is my life. You’re just a person with a sad dog.

I don’t have a dog. I have a best friend who eats my sandwich.

If you don’t love Labs, you’re just a sad human.

A person who thinks Labs are the only good dogs and acts like their dog is their everything while you’re just a normal human.

My Lab is my everything. You’re just a normal human who doesn’t know what’s good.

I don’t have a dog. I have a god who eats my cereal.

You’re just a person. I have a Lab who is everything.