Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dog so cute it could make a grown man cry and probably steal his lunch money.

My dog is so labradorable, he stole my burger and my dignity.

This dog is labradorable enough to make my ex jealous.

I saw a labradorable dog, and now I want to quit my job.

2

A dog so popular it could be the president if it wasn’t too busy licking people’s faces.

This lab is so popular, it’s got a fan club and a PhD.

Labradors are so famous, even my grandma knows about them.

That dog is so popular, it got its own Facebook page and a side hustle.

3

A dog so big it could eat your homework and your feelings, all in one bite.

This lab is so big, it could eat my entire math test and still have room for dessert.

That dog is so big, it probably thinks I’m a snack.

This lab is so big, it could be a dog version of a superhero.

4

A dog so athletic it could run a marathon, chase a cat, and still have energy to flirt with your mom.

This lab is so athletic, it ran a marathon and still had time to flirt with my mom.

That dog is so athletic, it could beat Usain Bolt in a race.

This lab is so athletic, it could run a marathon and still have time to eat my burger.

5

A dog so lovable it could make your ex jealous and your mom proud.

This dog is so lovable, my ex wants to adopt it and my mom wants to give it a scholarship.

That dog is so lovable, it could win a beauty pageant and still have time to eat my fries.

This lab is so lovable, it could be the next president and still have time to nap.

6

A dog so rare it could be the last one on Earth and still have the audacity to bark at your dad.

This dog is so rare, it could be the last one on Earth and still bark at my dad.

That dog is so rare, it probably has a PhD in being cool.

This lab is so rare, it could be a celebrity and still have time to eat my pizza.

7

A person who can’t focus because their brain is full of distractions and probably a Labrador.

My brain is full of distractions and a Labrador, so I can’t focus.

That person is so distracted, their brain is probably full of snacks and a Labrador.

I can’t focus because my brain is full of distractions and a Labrador.