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A Labrador touch is when you make a mess so bad it looks like a war broke out in a trash can.
My dog ate my homework and then peed on it.
He took a dump in my brand new shoes.
He knocked over my cereal and then licked it up.
Labrador touch
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A Labrador touch is when you turn a clean room into a prison for dirt and smells.
He brought mud from the park straight into the kitchen.
He chewed my backpack to pieces.
He laid on my bed and left a greasy spot the size of a pizza.
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A Labrador touch is like a curse from hell, it hits you when you least expect it and leaves a trail of poop and drool.
He ran through the house like a maniac and left a trail of snot.
He peed on the couch during movie night.
He knocked over my mom's favorite vase and then sat on it.
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A Labrador touch is when you take a perfect day and turn it into a disaster that smells like wet dog and regret.
He ate my lunch and then rolled in the grass.
He barked at the neighbor and woke up the whole block.
He took a nap on my homework and left hair everywhere.
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A Labrador touch is when you make everything you touch look like it was thrown in a dumpster and stepped on.
He took a bite out of my sandwich and then licked it.
He chewed my shoes to pieces.
He knocked over my juice and then sat in it.
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A Labrador touch is when you turn a normal day into a nightmare of poop, drool, and confusion.
He ran through my room and left a trail of dirt.
He peed on my bed and then fell asleep on it.
He bit my backpack and then tried to eat my pencil.