Labrador Retriever

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A dog so big it thinks it’s a cow. It has three colors, and it’s the most popular dog in the US. If you see one, you’ll find hair everywhere, like it’s trying to make a blanket out of your floor.
My neighbor’s dog poops so much, I think it’s trying to make a new planet.
I stepped on a hair, and it was like stepping on a tiny carpet that hated me.
My dog eats my socks, and now it thinks it’s a fashion designer.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dog that eats its own poop and the poop of anyone it knows. It has short ears and is medium large. It’s like a dog with a dirty habit and no shame.
My dog ate my lunch and then my homework. I’m gonna fail math.
It ate my sister’s face mask and now it smells like a gym.
It ate my dad’s shoe and now it’s got a sock fetish.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dog so good at catching birds and swimming it thinks it’s a superhero. It has three colors and is the best friend ever. It’s also a total drama queen.
It chased a bird into my cereal and now my breakfast is ruined.
It saved me from a pool and now it thinks it’s my hero.
It barked at a duck so loud, the duck cried and ran away.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Chinese dog that’s actually a cat. It’s a dumb word people use when they don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s like calling a fish a cow.
My dog is a cat. I think the world is upside down.
I called my dog a cat, and it stared at me like I was stupid.
My dog is a cat, and now I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The best dog in the whole world, and that’s not up for debate. It’s been the top dog for over 30 years. It’s so cute, it’s like a human baby with a tail.
My dog is the best. I think it’s the reason I’m happy.
It’s so adorable, I think it’s trying to take over the world.
It’s the best dog, and I swear it’s got a PhD in cuteness.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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