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So nuts you might need a straitjacket and a exorcist
My dog ate my homework and my sister
He texted me at 3 a. m. about a conspiracy involving cereal
She tried to turn the school into a pizza place
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Stupid enough to think they're the main character in a movie no one wants to watch
He declared war on the cafeteria
She started a cult in the bathroom
He tried to negotiate with the janitor
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Acting like they’ve never seen a hot dog before
He cried when the gym teacher yelled
She drew a mustache on the principal’s face
He tried to start a fight with a pencil
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So messed up you wonder if they got hit by a truck and a chicken
He wore a sock on his head to class
She tried to teach the math teacher how to dance
He claimed the ceiling was alive
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So dumb they might need a lasso and a net
He thought the fire alarm was a prank
She tried to eat the chalk
He tried to fly off the roof