Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A world run by Labradors where they boss everyone around and make stupid choices.

The labradocracy chose pizza for dinner even though no one wanted it.

My dog won the election by barking at the other candidates.

The king of the labradocracy eats all the snacks and doesn't share.

2

When Labradors take over and make you do everything they say, even if it's dumb.

I had to run laps because my dog said so.

The labradocracy declared war on socks.

They made me eat the whole bag of treats in one go.

3

A rule by Labradors that makes everyone else look like failures.

My dog passed the test and I failed it.

The labradocracy said the sky is green and now we believe it.

They made me wear a hat made of cheese.

4

A government run by Labradors who think they're the best at everything.

The labradocracy said they're the best at sniffing and now we believe them.

They passed a law that says you must wag your tail every day.

My dog is president and I'm just a citizen.

5

A group of Labradors who decide everything and don't care if it's annoying.

They made me bark at the mailman for an hour.

The labradocracy said we have to dance every morning.

They forced me to eat the couch.