labracadabrador

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A labracadabrador is a dog that thinks it's a magician and will do stupid tricks just to show you up.

The dog did a handstand in my cereal. I was eating breakfast. It was a disgrace.

I told it to sit. It did a backflip instead. I'm not even mad.

It rolled over and barked at my mom. She cried. I'm still mad.

A labracadabrador is a dog that doesn't wait for commands. It just does whatever it wants, like it's the boss.

It ran through my house wearing my dad's socks. I don't even know why.

I said 'stay.' It went to the park. I'm still waiting.

It dug a hole in my grandma's garden. She yelled. I just laughed.

A labracadabrador is a dog that thinks it's a rock star and will do tricks just to annoy you.

It howled at the moon like it was giving a concert. I had to take my pills in silence.

It did a cartwheel in my math test. I got a D. It got a standing ovation.

It barked at my brother's video game. He lost. It won.

A labracadabrador is a dog that thinks it's a superhero and will save the day no matter what.

It jumped in the pool to save a rubber duck. I was watching TV. It was epic.

It saved my cat from a squirrel. I didn't even know there was a squirrel.

It ran into the street to save a pizza. I got a free pizza. It got a bruise.

A labracadabrador is a dog that does tricks just to prove it's smarter than you.

It did a trick and looked at me like I was stupid. I'm still mad.

It solved my math problem. I didn't even know it knew math.

It answered my phone. I got a call from my dad. He said, 'Is this a dog?'