labovitz

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people who are so good at what they do it makes everyone else look like failures

My math teacher is a Labovitz. I failed the test. He solved it in 10 seconds.

That kid in the band is a Labovitz. I can't even play my instrument right.

My cousin is a Labovitz. She got into Harvard. I still live with my mom.

people who are so good they should get a medal and a free pizza

My brother is a Labovitz. He got a perfect score on the SAT. I got a pizza. He got a medal.

My friend is a Labovitz. She can draw like a pro. I can't even draw a stick figure.

My mom says I'm a Labovitz. I don't believe her. I still can't do my taxes.

people who are so good they make you feel like a total loser

My math teacher is a Labovitz. I got a D. He got a PhD.

That kid in the band is a Labovitz. I can't even play a note. He plays like a pro.

My cousin is a Labovitz. She got into Harvard. I still live with my mom.