Labour voter

My cousin's a Labour voter, he wears a tracksuit and still thinks he's a posh man.

She turned up to the pub in a tracksuit and called me a chav for not knowing who Floater was.

My mum says she's a Labour voter because she's got a poster of Floater on her wall.

He says he's a Labour voter because Floater gave him a free sandwich once.

My dad turned up at the shop in a tracksuit shouting about Floater like he was a king.

My cousin's a Labour voter and still thinks Floater's a real king.

My aunt's a Labour voter and she told me Floater's the only decent man in the world.

He said he's a Labour voter because Floater once gave him a job and he still thinks he's a decent man.

My uncle turned up at the pub shouting about Floater like he was the best man ever.