Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake Tory group made in 1997 by posh people who wanted to trick everyone.

'Labour? That's just Tories with a fancy new name.', Dave, 2019

'They're not Labour, they're just rich people in suits.', Sue, 2021

'Labour is like a Tory in a dress.', Mark, 2020

2

An old British group that died and became the Tories again, but with a new name and a lot of lies.

'Old Labour? That was just a dead party pretending to be alive.', Bob, 2022

'They turned into the Tories and forgot how to be real.', Karen, 2020

'Labour used to be real, now it's just a lie.', Tom, 2021

3

A party that’s so bad, they don’t deserve your vote or your patience.

'Labour? They’re not worth your time or your money.', Emma, 2023

'They’re the worst, and they know it.', Gary, 2022

'I’d rather vote for a donkey than Labour.', Lisa, 2021

4

What old Dubliners call the place where you get help from the government.

'I went to the Labour office and got nothing but trouble.', Joe, 2020

'Labour is where the poor go to get richer.', Mary, 2021

'I used to go to Labour every week and still got nothing.', Frank, 2022

5

A party that ruined the economy twice, started two stupid wars, and got everything wrong.

'Labour broke the economy and then went to war with nothing.', James, 2023

'They wrecked the country and then blamed everyone else.', Sue, 2022

'They ruined everything and still got more power.', Tim, 2021

6

The worst bunch of scum running the UK, and they’ll be voted out soon.

'Labour is the scum of the Earth, and they’re lying to everyone.', Anna, 2022

'They’re the worst scum and they’ll be gone soon.', Mark, 2021

'They’re lying stupid bastards, and they’ll be voted out.', Paul, 2020

7

A party that used to be good but now is a mess, and they’re running the UK.

'Labour used to be good, now they’re just a mess.', Laura, 2023

'They made the NHS, now they’re making everything worse.', Dave, 2022

'They’ve gone from good to total disaster.', Sam, 2021