Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Surgery on your head to make you as dumb as a brick. Like when a genius turns into a doofus.

My cousin got a labotomy and now he thinks tacos are a type of dog.

Hannibal did it to his enemies and they turned into blubbering idiots.

My math teacher got one and now he just stares at the ceiling.

2

Just look up lobotomy, you brain-dead meat bags. You're the reason this word exists.

My dog got a labotomy and now he just sits there like a doorknob.

Your principal got one and now he just says 'mumble mumble' all day.

My mom got one and now she thinks I'm a toaster.

3

A brain surgery from the 1900s that made people weird, sad, and sometimes dead. It was like a brain version of a beatdown.

They stuck an ice pick in my grandpa's brain and now he just sits in a rocking chair.

My uncle got one and now he talks like a robot.

They did this to my aunt and now she just stares at the wall.

4

A medieval brain hack that turned people into brain-dead zombies. It was so bad it killed people.

They cut half my brain out and now I can't think straight.

My grandma got this and now she just says 'bleh' all day.

They did this to my brother and now he thinks I'm a cow.

5

When you lose all your sexual energy because something broke your heart. Like when your crush dumps you.

My ex broke up with me and now I can't even look at pizza.

My crush dumped me and now I just eat cereal for breakfast.

My friend got dumped and now he just stares at the ceiling.

6

A special surgery for people who are total cunts. It's like a brain version of a slap.

My brother got a Cuntal Labotomy and now he just says 'mumble mumble'.

My dad got one and now he just eats chips and stares at the wall.

My neighbor got it and now she just talks to her plants.

7

A way to say no to something you hate, or a super painful experience. Either way, it's not fun.

I said no to the labotomy and now I just sit there and cry.

My friend got one and now he screams in pain every day.

My dog got one and now he just howls at the moon.