Labossiere

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Has a meaty dong the size of a cow. Eats like a pig. Can't stop thinking about butt stuff.

He tried to fit his dong in the fridge and broke it.

He asked for seconds at the buffet and then thirds.

He stared at the waitress's butt for five minutes straight.

His butt is like a mountain. He’s always looking for a snack. His brain is only thinking about food and sex.

He sat on a chair and broke it like it was made of candy.

He ordered ten pizzas and ate them all alone.

He asked the barista for a free cup of coffee because he wanted to flirt with her.

Can’t stop eating. Has a meaty dong. Can’t stop thinking about butts. Never stops wanting more.

He ate the entire cake in one bite and then cried.

He tried to squeeze into a tight pants and exploded.

He licked the plate clean after dinner and then asked for seconds.