Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you realize your choice was the worst idea ever and you want to die.

I laborted when I decided to eat three whole pizzas for breakfast.

He laborted after he texted his ex and she replied with a single emoji.

She laborted when she signed up for a class she didn't even like.

2

Feeling like you just got run over by a truck because of your dumb choice.

I laborted when I skipped my math test and got a zero.

He laborted after he spent all his money on a video game.

She laborted when she agreed to be the class clown.

3

The face you make when you realize your brain was lying to you.

I laborted when I tried to juggle and dropped all the balls.

He laborted after he ate the last slice of cake and then got sick.

She laborted when she realized she didn't know how to do the homework.

4

When your brain says yes but your heart says no and you feel like a fool.

I laborted when I agreed to be the leader of the group project.

He laborted after he said he would clean his room but didn't.

She laborted when she signed up for a sport she hated.

5

A moment of pure embarrassment from your stupid decision.

I laborted when I wore my pajamas to school.

He laborted after he tried to sing in front of the whole class.

She laborted when she brought her dog to the library.