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A French dude who poops and works at the same time like it’s no big deal

I saw him on the toilet typing a report. It was like he was trying to win a bet.

He pooped in the middle of a meeting. No one said anything. Just stared.

He said, 'I don’t need a bathroom break, I’ve got a toilet desk.'

A French man who shits while working, like he’s got a second job in his butt

He was on the phone, typing, and pooping. All at once. It was magical.

He said, 'I don’t need a break. My butt’s got a full-time job.'

He pooped during a Zoom call. The meeting just got weirder.

A French guy who poops and works so much, he’s got a degree in shitting and a side hustle in productivity

He got promoted because he can poop and work at the same time. No one else can do that.

He told his boss, 'I don’t need a raise. I’ve got a second job in my pants.'

He pooped during a presentation. The whole room just nodded like it was normal.