Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so wasted you're not living, you're just being dragged by others like a damn rug.

My uncle at a bar fight looked like a drunk chicken in a blender.

My cousin tried to do laundry while drunk and ended up burning the couch.

My roommate’s laborious state was so bad, he couldn’t even text his mom without dropping his phone in the toilet.

2

A job so tough it could make a bull cry and a brick wall sweat.

Roofing is like climbing a ladder made of pain and regret.

Construction work is the reason I’ve got calluses and a temper.

I tried being a bricklayer and now I’ve got a back like a donkey and a temper like a troll.

3

So much work it feels like your brain is being tortured by a thousand tiny monkeys.

My job is so laborious, I’ve got a headache and a soul in the trash.

That project at work was so laborious, I thought I was being interviewed by a robot.

I’ve been working so hard, I think my brain is now a coffee machine.

4

Working like a dog, but with less dignity and more swear words.

I’ve been working like a dog, but I’ve got less dignity and more swear words.

I’ve been so industrious, I’ve got a new tattoo and a new level of exhaustion.

That hard work made me look like a broken robot with a soul.

5

Laborious, by the way, this one’s a joke and I’m not even sorry.

I’m telling you this is a joke and I’m not even faking it.

Laborious? That’s just a fancy word for I’m tired and I don’t care.

6

Big, bulky, and built like a brick wall with a personality.

That guy is so big, he looks like a mountain with a mustache.

My grandma is so hefty, she could bench-press a cow.

That guy is so large, he could make a couch cry.

7

Built like a tank, but with more attitude and less fuel.

My dad is so big-boned, he looks like a bear with a badge.

That guy is so hefty, he could probably fight a bear and win.

My cousin is so large, she eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for cake.