laborga

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a weird statue of a lady who looks like she got run over by a bus, has big feet and no personality

My art teacher called laborga the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I agreed, but only because I've seen my cousin's face at 2 AM.

Laborga is like a fat Venus who got kicked in the face and forgot how to stand up straight.

I asked my mom if laborga was a real person. She said no, and then asked why I was talking to a statue.

a lopsided statue of a woman who looks like she just got out of jail and forgot to put on shoes

Laborga looks like my aunt after she drinks three wine coolers and tries to dance.

My friend said laborga was the reason he failed art class. I told him to just blame the statue.

Laborga is like a broke-down Venus who got run over by a delivery truck and never asked for help.

a skinny statue of a woman who looks like she walked into a wall and then forgot how to walk

Laborga is like my neighbor’s grandma after she tried to do a TikTok dance and fell off the couch.

I told my friend laborga looked like she was about to cry. He said she looked like she was about to sue the sculptor.

Laborga is the reason I don’t want to be a statue. She looks like she got kicked in the face by a donkey.