laborde

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A last name that came from a family who probably ate too much sweet tea and forgot how to spell their own name.
My cousin's name is Laborde. He still thinks 'Laborde' is spelled like a curse.
My teacher said Laborde is a name from the south, but I think it's just a fancy way of saying 'I'm related to someone who folded bad.'
My grandma said her family is Laborde, but I think that's just a fancy way of saying 'we all have no idea what we're doing.'
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A way of taking a guy's junk and shoving it up someone's nose to make their forehead look like a raccoon's face.
My friend tried to do a Laborde on his brother and now his brother has a uni-brow and a nose full of shame.
I saw a guy do a Laborde on a girl and now she looks like a confused raccoon with a face full of regret.
My brother did a Laborde on my mom and now she has a uni-brow and a nose full of drama.
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A guy who's never played a real sport and folds like a cheap table when cops ask him questions.
The guy folded like a cheap table when the cops asked him where he got the uni-brow.
My uncle folded like a cheap table when the cops asked him why he was wearing a raccoon's face.
The guy folded like a cheap table when the cops asked him why he had a uni-brow and a nose full of drama.
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