laborbater

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A person who wastes their time jerking off instead of doing their job or getting things done.

My boss is a laborbater. He spends more time on the toilet than on his computer.

I saw my coworker jerk off during the meeting. He didn't even blink.

She’s the worst laborbater ever. She jerks off during lunch, break, and even during the fire drill.

Someone who would rather play with their peen than actually do any work.

He’s a laborbater. He’d rather jerk off than answer the phone.

My neighbor is a laborbater. He jerks off while pretending to work.

That guy is a laborbater. He didn’t even finish his coffee before he started jerking off.

A person who makes their job look like a bathroom break because they spend all day jerking off.

She’s a laborbater. She spends more time on the toilet than at her desk.

He’s a laborbater. He jerked off through the whole presentation.

That guy is a laborbater. He jerked off during the company picnic.

A person who gives zero shits about their job and only cares about their peen.

He’s a laborbater. He didn’t even bother to show up for work today.

She’s a laborbater. She jerked off instead of finishing her report.

That guy is a laborbater. He jerked off during the CEO’s speech.

Someone who works only when they have to, and even then, they’re thinking about jerking off.

He’s a laborbater. He jerks off during meetings, breaks, and even while he’s working.

She’s a laborbater. She spent more time jerking off than actually working.

That guy is a laborbater. He jerked off during the company picnic, and no one stopped him.

A person who would rather jerk off than do their job, and they don’t care who sees them.

He’s a laborbater. He jerks off in the middle of the office, and no one says a word.

She’s a laborbater. She jerked off during the boss’s speech, and he didn’t even notice.

That guy is a laborbater. He jerks off in the bathroom, and no one stops him.