Laboratoire

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A place that smells like bad hair and cheap cologne. They think they're scientists, but they're just kids who like to play with glitter and make fake explosions.
I went to the lab and all I saw was a kid mixing red glitter with orange soda.
My friend got in trouble for throwing perfume at the principal.
They tried to make a volcano, but it just looked like a messy cake.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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It's like a fancy toilet for people who think they're doing experiments. They use test tubes for cereal and call it 'research.'
They used a beaker to eat pizza and called it 'data collection.'
The teacher said, 'This isn't a lab, it's a food fight in disguise.'
They tried to make a chemical reaction, but it just looked like a science-themed lunch.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A place where kids think they're doing big science, but all they're really doing is mixing colors and arguing over who gets the last of the glitter.
They fought over who would pour the shampoo into the beaker.
One kid said, 'This isn't science, it's a glitter war.'
They tried to make a new perfume, but it just smelled like someone's old socks.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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