Laboratician

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A brainy lab geek who makes everyone else look like they failed a test on purpose.
My lab tech just solved a mystery that took the whole team three days. I'm still mad.
This guy found a mistake in my report. I'm now the lab's official joke.
He got the results right before I even asked. I'm the lab's official sidekick.
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The one person in the lab who actually knows what they're doing and won't let you get away with nonsense.
My lab tech called me out for using the wrong test tube. I had to eat my words.
She knew my mistake before I even wrote it down. I'm the lab's official embarrassment.
He corrected me in front of the whole lab. I'm now the lab's official punchline.
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A lab wizard who makes the whole lab look like a bunch of clueless monkeys.
My lab tech did the whole report in half the time it took me to blink. I'm the lab's official slowpoke.
He solved the problem before I even knew there was one. I'm now the lab's official jokester.
She got the results before I even asked. I'm the lab's official punchline.
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The lab's smartest guy who makes everyone else look like they’re still learning how to read.
My lab tech figured out the whole experiment before I even started. I’m the lab’s official dummy.
He knew the answer before I asked the question. I’m the lab’s official joke.
She got the results right and I still didn’t know what they meant. I’m the lab’s official embarrassment.
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A lab mastermind who makes the whole team look like they’re still in elementary school.
My lab tech got the results right before I even blinked. I’m the lab’s official slowpoke.
He solved the problem before I even knew there was one. I’m the lab’s official jokester.
She called me out for using the wrong test tube. I’m the lab’s official embarrassment.
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The lab’s brainiac who makes the whole team look like they got their degree by accident.
My lab tech figured out the whole experiment before I even started. I’m the lab’s official dummy.
She got the results right and I still didn’t know what they meant. I’m the lab’s official embarrassment.
He corrected me in front of the whole lab. I’m the lab’s official joke.
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