Labor Pivot

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When you flip the bird to your job because of the whole Covid thing and start living like a sloth who only eats pizza and watches streams all day.

I’m not coming back to the office. I’m staying home to binge-watch Netflix and eat pizza like a king.

My boss says I need to be professional. I say I need to be comfortable in pajamas.

I’m not pivoting. I’m escaping. And I’m doing it in style.

When you quit your job in your pajamas because the office is too loud and you’re too tired to even pretend you care.

I’m not going back to the office. I’ve got a life to live and a couch to die on.

I just got fired for wearing my dog’s shirt to a Zoom meeting.

My boss said I need to be serious. I said I need to be silly.

When you say to hell with your job and start living like a hermit who only eats外卖 and talks to their plants.

I’m not coming back to the office. I’ve got my plants and my food delivery apps.

I got a promotion. I got a pajama day. That’s a win.

My boss thinks I’m lazy. I think I’m wise.

When you throw your job out the window because of the whole Pandemic thing and start eating like a pig and watching like a zombie.

I’m not going back to the office. I’m staying home to eat pizza and watch streams like a king.

I got a new job. It’s just my couch and my food delivery app.

I’m not working. I’m living. And I’m doing it in style.

When you tell your job to go to hell because of the whole Pandemic and start living like a couch potato who only eats pizza and watches streams.

I’m not coming back to the office. I’ve got my couch and my food delivery app.

I got a new job. It’s just my pajamas and my pizza.

My boss says I need to be professional. I say I need to be comfortable.

When you say to hell with your job and start living like a sloth who only eats外卖 and talks to their plants.

I’m not going back to the office. I’ve got my plants and my food delivery apps.

I got a promotion. I got a pajama day. That’s a win.

My boss thinks I’m lazy. I think I’m wise.