Labor Gravy

My mom’s labor gravy was so thick it could’ve been used as wallpaper.

I got a text from my cousin: 'You’re not gonna believe the labor gravy my sister leaked in the car.'

My teacher said my labor gravy was so bad, it could’ve been a science experiment.

My aunt’s labor gravy was so bad, the whole church got a free lesson in biology.

My friend texted me: 'I think my labor gravy is trying to take over my life.'

My brother said my labor gravy was like a river of shame.

My cousin’s labor gravy was so bad, it got its own Instagram page.

I got a DM: 'Your labor gravy is so strong, it’s giving me anxiety.'

My mom said my labor gravy was so bad, it could’ve been used as a fertilizer.