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A man who thinks his only job is to come home to a clean house and a hot meal, even though he can’t afford a pizza. He acts like he’s the king of the castle, even though he’s too lazy to mop the floor.

Bro, I pay rent, that’s my contribution. You do the dishes.

I brought home a burger. That’s a full course meal.

If you don’t do the laundry, I’m moving out.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who thinks he’s doing the world a favor by breathing in the same house as you. He’s too broke to pay for a cleaner, but he still expects you to be a chef and a maid.

I brought a pizza. That’s a five-star dinner.

If you don’t vacuum, I’m calling the cops.

I’m not paying rent. I’m doing you a favor.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A man who believes his only worth is the number of times he comes home to a clean house. He’s too poor to hire help, but he still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

I’m not a man. I’m a god.

You cook, I breathe. That’s how it works.

If you don’t clean, I’ll leave and take all your dignity with me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who thinks he’s doing the work by just showing up. He’s too broke to hire someone, but he still expects you to do all the chores and cook like a pro.

I came home. That’s my contribution.

If you don’t cook, I’ll eat cereal for dinner.

You clean. I’m the king.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A man who thinks the only job he has is to have a female partner who does everything for him. He’s too poor to hire a cleaner, but he still expects you to be a robot.

I don’t do chores. That’s your job.

I brought a sandwich. That’s dinner.

If you don’t cook, I’m moving out.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who thinks he’s the only one who needs to eat. He’s too broke to pay for food, but he still expects you to cook like a pro and clean like a maid.

I eat. That’s my contribution.

You cook, I breathe. That’s how it works.

If you don’t clean, I’m leaving.

by Slangipedia 9d ago