Labor Dick

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The old man who’s been stuck in the same job for decades, but his brain is so fried he yells at you for breathing wrong and takes out his sadness on everyone like they owe him money.

'I’ve been here since the 80s and I’m not done yet, you little twerp!'

'Why are you still here? You’re not even supposed to be alive!'

'You don’t know what real work is, kid.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The smelly stank that grows on your cock after a full day of lifting, sweating, and probably eating something gross for lunch.

'I walked through a trash can today, and now I smell like it.'

'My lunch was a hot dog and a cup of soup, and now my cock is in a garbage bin.'

'I can smell my own stank from across the break room.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you get a boner at work that’s so random and bad it makes everyone look at you like you just committed a crime.

'I was doing my taxes and my boner came out like I was about to rob the bank.'

'I got a boner during the meeting and my boss looked like he was about to fire me.'

'I had a boner in the copy room and now I’m stuck in there forever.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you’re so tired from work that you just need one more nut before you go home, but your girl is in labor and it’s like the worst timing ever.

'I was about to get my nut and then my girl started screaming like she was being murdered.'

'I had the best nut ever, and then my girl started labor and I had to go back to work.'

'I was halfway through my nut when my girl started screaming like I was the one in labor.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago