labootons

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Those are not shoes. Those are labootons. The fancy ones that cost more than your brain.

My labootons are nicer than your face.

I stepped on a labooton and it was like stepping on a princess’s toe.

Labootons are for people who think they’re rich, but they’re just broke in a fancy way.

Labootons are the shoes that make you look like a fool if you wear them wrong.

I wore my labootons to the park and got laughed at by pigeons.

Labootons are for people who can’t walk and think they’re cool.

My labootons are so expensive, they cost more than my mom’s hair.

Labootons are the shoes that make you look like you just walked out of a fancy store and forgot your pants.

My labootons are so big, they look like they’re about to take off.

I got labootons for my birthday and now I walk like a confused flamingo.

Labootons are for people who think they’re fancy, but they’re just confused.