LaBootomy

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When you rip someone's insides out through their butt so hard they forget how to think and just sit there like a confused goat.

My cousin got a LaBootomy and now he just stares at the ceiling and eats cereal for dinner.

She said she felt like a toaster after the LaBootomy.

My brother’s face turned purple during the LaBootomy and he still hasn’t come back.

A butt-f*** so good it basically brainwashes the person through their rectum.

My friend got a LaBootomy and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

After the LaBootomy, she started singing show tunes in the shower.

He got a LaBootomy and now he just laughs at nothing.

When you take someone’s brain out through their butt so fast they don’t know what day it is anymore.

My neighbor got a LaBootomy and now he thinks it’s 1999.

She got a LaBootomy and started talking to her plants.

After the LaBootomy, he cried and then laughed at a sock.

A butt job so intense it basically gives the person a mental breakdown through their ass.

My mom got a LaBootomy and now she thinks she’s a robot.

He got a LaBootomy and now he just yells at the TV.

She got a LaBootomy and now she eats pizza for breakfast.

When you put so much love into someone’s butt that they forget how to think and just sit there like a傻瓜.

My dog got a LaBootomy and now he just stares at the wall.

She got a LaBootomy and now she believes she’s a pirate.

After the LaBootomy, he started talking to his socks.