Laboombies

My cousin walked in wearing a shirt that showed off her laboombies. I dropped my sandwich.

He texted me a photo of his ex’s laboombies. I texted back, 'You’re still hung up on that?'

I got distracted by my boss’s laboombies and forgot to finish my report.

I was in the grocery store and saw a lady with laboombies so big I forgot to buy milk.

My friend’s dog ran into the street because of laboombies on a billboard.

I got into a fight with my brother over who had bigger laboombies.

I saw my teacher’s laboombies and wanted to punch her for being so distracting.

My mom wore laboombies to the dinner table and my dad forgot to eat.

I got a D on my test because I kept looking at my classmate’s laboombies.

I saw a guy with laboombies so big they looked like they could throw a punch.

My laboombies got me kicked out of the movie theater.

I was distracted by my neighbor’s laboombies and missed my train.

I ran out of the room when I saw my uncle’s laboombies.

My friend’s laboombies scared my dog into hiding under the couch.

I got so nervous seeing my crush’s laboombies that I spilled my coffee.

My laboombies got me a date with the school captain.

I got into a fight with my friend over who had better laboombies.

I was so distracted by my teacher’s laboombies that I forgot to do my homework.