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when you're so tricked you think you're winning, but you're really just being laughed at.
I thought I was getting a free pizza, but it was just a coupon for a salad.
He said I'd be rich in 5 minutes. Now I'm broke and confused.
I clicked the link. It was a cat video. And then I had to pay for it.
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when you're so dumb you believe a scam and then blame the world for it.
I signed up for a gym that costs $1000 a month. I didn't even go once.
I bought a 'miracle weight loss pill' that was just sugar.
I thought I was joining a club. Now I get emails from 27 different people.
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when you're so fooled you think you're smart, but you're just being played like a fool.
I thought I was a genius because I bought a 'millionaire's secret' book. It was 12 pages long.
I invested in a 'get rich quick' scheme. Now I'm broke and my dog knows I'm a fool.
I thought I was getting a new car. It was a rental car that smelled like old pizza.
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when you're so tricked you think you're winning, but you're actually losing in every way.
I thought I was winning a vacation. Now I'm stuck in a hotel with a broken bed.
I signed up for a 'free trial' that turned into a $500 bill.
I believed I was getting a new phone. It was broken and had a virus.
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when you're so dumb you fall for a lie and then yell at the sky for being mean.
I thought I was getting a prize. Now I'm yelling at the sky and crying.
I believed the guy who said I'd be rich in a week. Now I'm poor and mad.
I fell for the 'million dollar offer' and now I'm broke and confused.
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when you're so fooled you think you're smart, but you're really just a joke to everyone.
I thought I was smart because I bought a 'brain boosting' supplement. It was just gummy bears.
I believed I was getting a new job. Now I'm working at a gas station and crying.
I thought I was going to be a celebrity. Now I'm just a guy who got a fake award.
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