laboobulous

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Work that needs you to bounce your boobs like a crazy person; it’s like doing push-ups with your tits.
My boss said I had laboobulous duties because I had to wear a bra for 12 hours straight.
I got laboobulous assigned because I had to juggle donuts with my boobs.
My laboobulous job was just me sitting there, breathing like a beast.
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Work that involves your boobs doing more than just hanging out; it’s like a full-time job for your chest.
Laboobulous is when your boss makes you do yoga with your boobs on a Friday.
My laboobulous shift was just me wearing a dress and pretending I was a statue.
I got laboobulous duties because I had to do burpees with my bra on.
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Work so tough your boobs get sore; it’s like doing a marathon with your tits.
I had laboobulous on my hands because I had to carry a giant pizza with my boobs.
My laboobulous job was just me wearing a bra all day and trying not to fall over.
My boss said I had laboobulous because I had to lift weights with my boobs on.
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Work that makes your boobs work so hard they’re tired; it’s like a full-time job for your chest.
Laboobulous was my job because I had to dance with my boobs on for an hour.
I got laboobulous because I had to wear a corset and do sit-ups.
My laboobulous day was me wearing a shirt that stuck to my boobs all day.
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Work that involves your boobs doing things they’re not supposed to do; it’s like a nightmare for your chest.
Laboobulous was my job because I had to run with my boobs on like a lunatic.
I had laboobulous because I had to wear a bra and do squats.
My laboobulous shift was me wearing a dress and trying not to fall over.
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