laboni

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A woman who sleeps with anyone who breathes. She lies, cheats, and makes you feel like an idiot for falling for her junk.

My cousin's laboni dated three guys at once and still asked for my advice on love.

She told me she was a virgin and then I saw her in a restaurant with five guys.

I tried to warn my brother about her, but he went and married her anyway.

A girl who’s sweet and cute, but also the kind of person who would draw you a portrait and then make you eat a whole cake.

My friend’s laboni made a comic about her cat and got 10,000 followers.

She brought cookies to my birthday, but then she made me do 100 jumping jacks.

She drew me a picture of a bunny and then told me to eat it.

A human who smells like a garbage can and looks like a monster. She makes you feel like you should take a shower just by standing near her.

My neighbor’s laboni left her socks on the floor for a month and then started eating pizza at 3 a. m.

She walked into class and made half the kids vomit.

She sat next to me on the bus and I almost cried from the smell.