Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your body decides to turn into a toilet and a cum machine all at once.

I had labonga in the middle of my math test and had to leave the room.

He was eating that taco and then labonga hit him like a freight train.

She was trying to text her crush when labonga took over.

2

When your guts are doing a conga line and your bladder is about to explode.

I was walking down the hallway and labonga hit me so hard I had to hold my pants up.

He was in the middle of a speech and labonga made him look like a fool.

She was trying to drink her coffee and labonga ruined it.

3

When your body’s like, ‘why not all at once?’ and you’re stuck in the middle of it.

He was in the middle of a Zoom call and labonga ruined it for everyone.

She was trying to do her makeup and labonga made her look like a mess.

I was trying to sleep and labonga woke me up like a monster.

4

When you’re like a human disaster and your body’s screaming for mercy.

He was in the middle of a presentation and labonga made him look like a disaster.

She was trying to eat her lunch and labonga made her throw it away.

I was trying to play video games and labonga ruined my high score.

5

When you’re like a broken pipe and everything’s leaking at once.

He was in the middle of a dance and labonga made him look like a broken pipe.

She was trying to take a selfie and labonga ruined it.

I was trying to talk to my crush and labonga made me look like a fool.

6

When your body’s like, ‘why not all at once?’ and you’re stuck in the middle of it.

He was in the middle of a speech and labonga made him look like a fool.

She was trying to drink her coffee and labonga ruined it.

I was trying to sleep and labonga woke me up like a monster.