laboda

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When you get all three kinds of hepatitis at once like a cursed monster.

I woke up green and screaming. Laboda hit me like a truck.

My doctor said I looked like a biohazard. Laboda, baby.

I drank bleach and now I’m paying the price. Laboda is real.

When your liver is so mad it throws a party with three viruses.

My liver is throwing a rave. Laboda is here to stay.

I told my doctor I felt like a zombie. He said I looked like a laboda.

I went from healthy to hell in one day. Laboda, you sneaky motherfucker.

When you get hepatitis so bad you wish you were dead.

I would’ve preferred being dead. Laboda is worse than a final exam.

I feel like I’ve been tortured by viruses. Laboda, you’re the worst.

I took a bath in poison. Laboda, you’re a legend.