labler

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A brainless idiot who thinks he's the worst and tries to make others look worse just to feel better. He throws around words like loser, punk, prep, and slut like they're insults from hell.
He called me a prep because I wore a shirt. I told him I was a prep and I still looked better than him.
She said I was a slut for wearing two shirts. I told her I was a double threat.
He called me a poser for liking music. I told him I was a poser for not knowing any songs.
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When a girl is looking for a guy, but only wants one with huge nuts so she can have some real fun.
She said she only dates guys with big nuts. I told her I had nuts the size of boulders.
He asked if I wanted a guy with big nuts. I said I wanted one with nuts so big they’d fall off.
She told me she was looking for someone with big nuts. I asked if she wanted a guy with nuts or just a guy who was nuts.
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