labitis

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when your labia get all puffed up and angry like they’ve been fighting a war and lost.

My labia looked like they’d been hit by a truck and a pizza.

I woke up and my labia were red and swollen, like they were mad at me.

My labia are so inflamed, I think they’re gonna start a union.

your labia are sore, swollen, and probably covered in something gross that looks like it came from a toilet.

My labia are so sore, I think they’re gonna quit on me.

I looked down and my labia looked like they’d been dipped in yogurt and left in the sun.

My labia are swollen and green, like they’ve been in a trash can.

when your labia get all swollen and you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey.

My labia are so swollen, I think I can walk through walls now.

I feel like my labia got run over by a bus.

My labia look like they’ve been in a fight and lost.