labitaquis

My cousin is a labitaquis. He eats cereal for dinner and still smells like a garbage can.

That labitaquis tried to flirt with me. I walked away and cried.

My teacher called me a labitaquis. I took it as a compliment.

My neighbor is a labitaquis. He thinks he's a superhero. He fights with squirrels.

I dated a labitaquis. He said my hair was 'a disaster of a disaster.'

My dog called me a labitaquis. I was insulted.

My brother is a labitaquis. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's cool.

That labitaquis tried to sing. It was like hearing a cat scream at a fire alarm.

My mom said I was a labitaquis. I asked for a raise.

My labitaquis friend tried to cook. He burned the toast and the cat ran away.

That labitaquis said I was 'a disgrace to the human race.' I thanked him.

I saw a labitaquis in the park. He was crying because a leaf fell on his head.

My labitaquis uncle tried to dance. It was like watching a train crash.

That labitaquis said I was 'a disaster in human form.' I told him to shut up.

My labitaquis friend tried to do a magic trick. It exploded.

My labitaquis cousin thinks the sky is green. He also thinks he’s a wizard.

That labitaquis tried to explain why the sky is blue. I fell asleep.

My labitaquis friend thinks a donkey is a pizza. He eats it with ketchup.