labit

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a man who hides in dusty towns, robbin truck drivers for cash, like a ugly version of a snake
He was losin' money at the casino, so he went to the desert to be a labit.
He followed a truck for miles just to rob the driver.
He had a face like a raccoon, but he still got a job as a labit.
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a man who hangs out in backwoods, robbin drivers, and laughin' at their bad luck
He sat in the back of a diner waitin' for a truck to come by.
He knew the driver's name before he even got there.
He took the driver's wallet and left a note that said 'see ya next time.'
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a smelly man who robbin truck drivers in the middle of nowhere, like a human trash can
He smelled like a dead raccoon and a trash can.
He waited for three hours just to rob one driver.
He told the driver, 'I'm not done with you yet.'
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