labiqi

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A monkey who sometimes acts like a human but mostly just cusses and throws stuff
Labiqi tried to do math but just threw his pencil at the teacher.
He said 'I’m not a monkey' then bit my arm.
He drew a mustache on the principal’s face with marker.
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A half-decent human who sometimes acts like a feral monkey in a grocery store
Labiqi stole a bag of chips and ran like he was being chased by a bear.
He said 'I’m not a monkey' then threw a chair.
He drew a beard on the janitor’s face with permanent marker.
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A human who sometimes acts like a monkey but is still kind of okay
Labiqi said 'I’m not a monkey' then drew a hat on the teacher’s head.
He tried to do homework but just cussed and left.
He drew a mustache on the vice principal’s face with crayon.
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